What is a professional way of saying "bathroom looked like a shit bomb went off"?
Hmmm.
Men's northwest bathroom appears to have been held up by the shit bandit, with massive casualties.
By the way, getting to use the phrase "shit bandit"? Highlight of my day.
Arggghhhh.
Oh, and since it's the weekend, the cleaning crew doesn't come in until tomorrow night...so guess what gets to marinate? 'Cause if you think I'm going in there, you're barking up the wrong tree. I don't get paid enough for this shit. Hee hee. Pun intended.
Oh my Lord. Yet more evidence that a dangerous combination of television, sugary sodas and laziness has made people plumb stupid...
Someone just called me at the Reference Desk to ask about the "first war here."
It took a few minutes to decipher that this dude was talking about the Revolutionary War. I attempted to explain about the French n'Indian War, but that proved to be too much of a concept, so I stuck to the Revolutionary War. Then the guy wanted to know who fought in it. I told him and covered the phone with his hand and yelled, "See, mama? It was the British! You said it was the Germans, but it was the British!" This guy was like, 30.
Oy vey.
Also, a little girl just coughed on me. I swear, if I could do reference work in a big plastic bubble, I would be very happy.
