So there's this new diet pill that touts being okayed by the FDA as the reason why you should buy it. Apparently, it blocks the absorption of fat from food. Great.

But, when you read the FAQs, it talks about unfortunate side effects and recommends:

"You may feel an urgent need to go to the bathroom. Until you have a sense of any treatment effects, it's probably a smart idea to wear dark pants, and bring a change of clothes with you to work"

And, it touts the fact that you'll shit yourself if you eat some fries as a diet aid, a deterrent, if you will.

Huh.

Listen kids, if losing weight is so important, eat a salad. Then you can wear white pants with no fear.

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