A few months ago, I wrote about the subject of heeelarious e-mail subject titles, and I'm going to write about it again since my junk mail has gotten increasingly bizarre lately.

Allow me to present you a sample of some of the e-mail subjects I've been getting lately:

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I couldn't help but click on a few of them to see what was inside. Most of them had your typical 'get rich quick' schemes or porn site links. But two of them had what was either some sort of new modern type-literature or one hundred monkeys locked in with one hundred computers and internet access.

Observe:

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Or how about...

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Man, this stuff is starting to make sense. Methinks I have spent a little bit too much time deconstructing painfully overwrought and snooty modern literature. Argh.

By the way, doesn't 'misty potato' sound like the name of a rotund stripper in Idaho?

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