or this
What are they hoping to achieve? Do the designers think that people will be so distracted by the orange/brown/lime green paisley that they won't notice that the woman wearing the shirt is fat?
Even I fell into their evil plot last New Year's when I purchased a black and white ruched shirt with some sort of retina searing pattern. But hell, it was peer pressure. Never go shopping with friends, people. They make you buy ugly shirts.
Meanwhile, fall is fast approaching. I love fall and winter because it's my favorite fashion time of year. Time for sweaters and pants, the time of year when I can be completely covered up and not accused of being frumpy. I am frumpy, by the way. I prefer it. I don't feel comfortable attempting to showcase my goods, or lack thereof and during the fall and winter no one expects it. I can layer and fear no reprisals.
Viva winter!