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(Okay, I don't know who the anchor for Dateline is. Is it even still on the air? I have no clue. Like most people my age, I get my news from a trusted source: The Daily Show.)
Speaking of the Daily Show and all that it encompasses, did you remember to vote yesterday? I almost forgot. Which is unconscionable. Crap, how do you spell that? You know what I mean, right?
Anyway, I almost forgot. I was locking up the library for the day, thinking thoughts of tacos, when I realized that the village office was still open. Wierd, since Joyce is usually out of there like a shot at precisely 1:30 PM, villagers be damned. So, it was almost 5 and the lights were on. I peeked in and saw the voting booths.
(An aside, in Texas, I voted with those metal suitcase things on long spindly legs. Here in New York, I get to go in a booth with a garishly pattered curtain straight out of the '60s and I get to pull a lever, which is oh so much more fun than poking holes in things.)
So, I cursed and fumbled through my purse, hoping that I still had my voter registration, which I usually carry in my wallet because I tend to need it when I least expect it. Luckily, it was there. I went in and voted. I even got a sticker so that I could hold myself above the rest of humanity. I voted, peons. What did you do?
Yeah, whatever. I almost forgot, so it's not like I can really brag anyway.
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