And no, I don't give a tinker's damn about Star Wars. (Am I allowed to say that? Am I going to be hauled away to stand in front of the House Committee on Un-American Activities?) I'm sorry everyone, but the first film of the prequel trilogy pissed me off so much, I swore off the whole thing. Jar Jar Binks, indeed. Maybe I'll catch it when it comes out on T.V. The best thing to come out of this whole mess has to be dark chocolate M&Ms. Well, that and the light saber dildo.
Anyway, back to me (because it's all about ME, people!). Momdingo sent me a gift card to the hottie fattie store, so I think I'll take a shower today and jaunt on down to the mall to see if I can find a shirt that amuses me. And to eat fast food tacos. Mmm...fake tacos.