Bah. Stupid womanly parts. However...Stupid SMALLER womanly parts. Rock!
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Man, I Feel Like A Woman2005-02-22 at 3:30 a.m.
Ugh. I should have known the moment I got all weepy during an episode of the 'Golden Girls'. I should have known when I painted my nails pink and went to see a romantic comedy. But since I missed all the subtle warning signs, my body elevated the danger level to orange, which, as we all know is: "high risk of estrogen attack" and gave me a wicked backache today that might have ruined my free day of shopping except that I've gone down a size and no backache could ruin THAT moment. Bah. Stupid womanly parts. However...Stupid SMALLER womanly parts. Rock!
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