DEPARTMENT: Department of Minion Management
DUTIES: Must be prepared to kill on master's whim without leaving a mark, must do whatever master commands without questioning the motive or sanity of said action, must have a knowledge of kung-fu, secret ninja death pinch and woodcrafts.
QUALIFICATIONS: Must be only stupid enough to do whatever told, but not so stupid as to annoy master, minimum 5 years of evil experience.
SALARY: Minimum minion wage, evil uniform provided, no health benefits.
SEND RESUME AND 3 LETTERS OF RECOMMENDATION TO:
Department of Minion Management
ATTN: Director of Evil Minions
Secret Hideout, Uncharted Island
Atlantic Ocean
