Mark Twain

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.


Dorothy Parker

Ducking for apples - change one letter and it's the story of my life.


Bertrand Russell

There is much pleasure to be gained from useless knowledge.

Moist, turgid journal entry


2004-12-04 at 1:38 a.m.

My face is all stiff and shiny. I look like a porn star at the end of a long day. But alas, it's just a face mask. My days are rarely exciting enough for me to end them covered with ejaculate. I'm just saying.

The next two weeks are going to be hellaciously busy. I hate the end of the semester. I hate it like I hate the words 'moist' and 'turgid'. Which is a lot.

On a happy note, I bought a new computer for the library's circulation desk because our old one is powered by squirrels. And alas, squirrel power is ever so very unreliable. So, new computer, yeah! It's a Dell.

And I swear, if one more person comes up to me and says "Dude, you're getting a Dell!" I will punch them in the nuts. Or the ovaries. Depending on gender.

You know, it's been just over a year since Hilde went to the big cat box in the sky. I still miss her very much and I don't much feel like getting a cat right now. So why is everyone trying to give me cats? I mean, I like cats, I really do. But I just don't feel like having one right now. Losing Hilde was harder than I ever thought it would be and I'm not sure I'm up to making that kind of emotional investment right now.

But people keep trying to get me to adopt a cat. Grr. It's getting harder and harder for me to be polite about it.


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