Everyday my e-mail in box is filled to the brim with e-mails promising me a bigger penis, sex with horses and the opportunity to become a millionaire.
It doesn't matter how often I block addresses, unsubscribe from e-mail lists or up the level of my junk mail filter...they keep coming in.
Why do I get these goddamned things? I don't even have a penis. I don't think horses are erotic, unless Matthew McConaghey, Antonio Banderas or Orlando Bloom happens to be astride one. And while I am certainly lacking in the dollars department, I sure as hell am not interested in some pyramid scheme.
And some of the titles of these things...
Seks with mother
Big horses feel so good
Re:My account
Make her beg for more
Let's not even go into some of the e-mails that my junk filter actually gets. Thank goodness I'm not a prude or I would have dropped dead from shock long ago.
It's so annoying to deal with them! Sometimes, I just go on a mad deleting spree, only to find out that someone had written me an e-mail about one of my webpages or a fanfic or this journal, and I've deleted them. Whoops. So, if you've sent me an e-mail and I never replied, chances are I've deleted it because I thought it was for porn, or a Swedish made penis enlarger or something of that ilk.
Argh. Okay, I'm all ranted out now.
