God, I'm a hard-core feminist until a spider lands on me and then I become a squealing, useless Betty-Sue type woman.
Kill it, Maynard! Kill it! IEEEE!!!
If I had a chair, I would have jumped on it and screamed some more. Lord, I hate spiders.
I stole this from So-Charming who stole it from someone else, in the end, we're all a bunch of theiving bastards.
My various aliases that you will see on my wanted poster, right underneath my very badly done mug shot.
FOREIGNER ALIAS = Favorite Spice + Last Foreign Vacation Spot: Garlic Montreal
SOCIALITE ALIAS = Silliest Childhood Nickname + Town Where You First Partied: Margie Sherman
ROCK STAR ALIAS: = Any Liquid on the Bar + Last Name of Bad-Ass Celeb: Johnny Walker Love
DIVA ALIAS: = Something Sweet Within Sight + Any Liquid in Kitchen: Apple V-8
GIRL DETECTIVE ALIAS: = Favorite Baby Animal + Where You Last Went To School: Kitten Colgate
BARFLY ALIAS = Last Snack Food You Ate + Your Favorite Drink: Frito Coke
SOAP OPERA ALIAS = Middle Name + Street Where You First Lived: Martha Mesita
I only like my new rock star name. Johnny Walker Love! Yeah, baby, yeah!
