I blame E!, the entertainment channel. They've got this series, 'The 101...' Most Shocking Moments, Most Embarassing Celebrity Goofs, the theme changes. It's addictive, like crack. A couple of weekends ago, I turned around and discovered that I'd spent an entire day watching the show on most embarassing celebrity moments.
Right now, the 101 Most Shocking Moments is on.
#71 Most Shocking Moment...Michael Jackson's hair catching on fire.
#69 Rob Lowe's sex tapes.
Lord, the fact that I care about this is sure proof that I've gone retarded.