And then, said Orlando Bloom clone happens to HIT ON HER! Crap. Even ugly Mormons don't hit on me.
Are all the cute missionaries in Mexico? Dammit.
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Not fair! Not fair!2004-02-16 at 4:45 p.m.
Dammit. Why is it that when I get accosted by Mormons, they're about as attrative as a gaffed salmon, but when Chupacabra has Mormons come to her front door, one of them happens to bear a striking resemblance to Orlando Bloom? And then, said Orlando Bloom clone happens to HIT ON HER! Crap. Even ugly Mormons don't hit on me. Are all the cute missionaries in Mexico? Dammit.
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