Speaking of sexual euphanisms, I was playing with the government mandated website blocker at the Slightly Bigger Public Library (We don't have them at the Wee Public Library because technically, we're not a PUBLIC library but a FREE library which means we don't get enough money from the government to make it worth the effort of compromising my belief system for them. Ahem, anyway...)and I have discovered that this blog is a BLOCKED site.
Why? Because it's pornography, that's why. And also because of language and because somewhere there is some hate speech. Man, I had to laugh. Must be that stuff I said about Karl Lagerfeld.
That web blocker is mega-vigilant. It even blocked this site the children's librarian was trying to get to that had instructions on how to make a wooden spoon scarecrow. Because maybe wooden spoon is some sort of street slang for a dirty, dirty act. Or maybe scarecrow is.
Hmm. The instructions did call for pom-poms, maybe that's what did it. Who knows? All I know is that reading the list of blocked words was like having a conversation with someone who has Tourette's.
So anyway, gather up your kiddies and keep them away from this porn/violence/foul language site and get them to some sort of wholesome place, free of wooden spoons and other dirty things.
Hey! I found the wooden spoon thing. Click here for hot XXX wooden spoon action!
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