Thanks to Chailife for having this on her journal! It's fun to condemn people! Wheee! (Okay, I admit it. Obviously, I have some issues. I mean, I think people who don't return library items are almost as evil as "President" Bush. Priorities, priorities!)
Corporate America
Circle I Limbo
General asshats
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind
Hipsters
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow
Creationists
Circle IV Rolling Weights
People who lust after the Olsen twins
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled
River Styx
Parents who bring squalling brats to R-rated movies
Circle VI Buried for Eternity
River Phlegyas
Republicans
Circle VII Burning Sands
People who never return library items
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement
George Bush
Circle IX Frozen in Ice