The man's for education and the de-wussification of Texas, both of which I heartily agree with. Real Texans shouldn't be vegetarians, eat Krispy Cremes, drink Starbucks or spend any time in a place called P.F. Chang's!
Real Texans shouldn't wear Versace or shop at the GAP. Real Texans also shouldn't be stupid.
No sir! We need our big hair, our big food and our larger than life state-wide ego and we don't need any Carpetbaggin' Yanks coming down and insisting we need to stop refering to the 'War of Northern Aggression' and start calling it the 'Civil War'! And bringing down their fancy ass coffee and crappy Mexican food. Nosirreee!
(Peanut Gallery: But Gem-chan, don't you live in New York? Aren't you, in fact, a registered voter and tax payer in New York State, making you a Yankee? And isn't your hair of a reasonable height?
Gem-chan: Shut up, I'm on a roll!)
Also, El Paso was listed #2 in a list of the happiest cities in the country. Huh.
Well, shit. I guess I need to move back there, then.
