CHICAGO, Illinois (Reuters) -- A clown in the operating room may relax anxious children who are about to undergo surgery, but the entertainer has to learn to keep out of the way, Italian researchers said Monday.
Eeeek. Now let me ask you, is a clown's leering face the last thing you want to see before you slip into a vulnerable, helpless sleep state, surrounded by all sorts of sharp and pointy objects?
Maybe Italians are different than us crazy, clown-fearing Americans, but let me tell you, that shit is fucked up right there.
Clowns...making balloon animals out of latex gloves, squirting blood from boutineers, pulling a never ending stream of handkerchiefs from your body cavities...yeeeek!
For the full horror, read the article here.