1. What vehicle do you drive?
A: 2002 Chevy Malibu LS
2. How long have you had it?
A: Since April, 2002
3. What is the coolest feature on your vehicle?
A: Map lights. They're what make it a Luxury Sedan!
4. What is the most annoying thing about your vehicle?
A: It mysteriously gets messy all the time. Where did all those empty soda cans and Klondike bar wrappers come from? Must be dirty car elves.
5. If money were no object, what vehicle would you be driving right now?
A: I like my car now. If money was no object then I'd pay someone to clean up after the dirty car elves and put Smitty, my Hula guy back on the dashboard. He fell off due to lack of adhesive and now resides in my driver-side cup holder. I would also pay someone to scrape off all those damned University parking decals off the windows. They're tenacious little bastards.
