Probably something like: Gem-chan's whiny, cowardly last days.
Friends, family relieved sniveling wuss is finally dead.
Hmmm...reminds me of an Onion article, 'Local Man's Cowardly Battle with Cancer'.
I just think that, knowing how much a coward I am, that my last days would probably be filled with much wussery. I'm not brave, I'm not noble and I sincerely doubt I'd go to my reward with anything resembling dignity.
So, as a result, I don't want to know when I'm going to die. I'd prefer to just drop dead one day, preferably while I sleep.
Ewww. Morbid.