the scar you're most proud of: I have this wicked one straight down my back from a protruding screw on the merry-go-round when I was 7. That's right. I was maimed by playground equipment. But you know, back when I was a kid, all we had to play with was some rusty nails, splintery boards and some homeless guy.
your favourite condiment: depends on the food. On hotdogs: relish, mustard and onions. on burgers,pickles, mustard and onions. on corndogs, mustard. wait. I sense a theme here. mustard.
if you have freckles: indeed I do.
your preferred method of cooking: besides pressing the buttons on the microwave, I also like to cook Mexican food because it's dangerous.
what shoes you're wearing: I'm about to exercise (shock!), so, my sneakers.
how many children you have: 0, unless, you know, aliens impregnated me and I didn't know it.
the first person you french kissed: my hand.
your preferred breed of dog: Jack Russel terrier
where you were born: El Paso, TX
what colour underwear you're wearing: hot pink. yeah, I'm sassy.
where your keys are right now: dammit!
if you have split ends: no, I condition.
when you last got laid: in a past life, one where I was a slut.
your opinion on airline food: last airline food I had was pizza from a pizza place in Detroit that catered to the airline. It was good. No wonder they went bankrupt.
what cosmetic surgery you would consider: butt implants!
best kiddie playground equipment to have sex on: ewww. you would get sand in bad, bad places.
your worst malady Ongoing: besides the weight? ummm...angst?
if your mum loves your dad: probably. why else would she put up with his crap? especially these days because she has to take care of him.
if you can sing well: only in my head.
what your olympic event would be: speed snarking
someone you admire: my grandma
which country would be hardest for you to locate on a map: one of those little breakaway republics, like where-the-hell-is-it-stan.
the last time you cried: real crying or not real, hormone induced crying? real crying, a couple of weeks ago. hormone crying, yesterday.
your most interesting sexual congress location: they're having sex in congress?!
part of the Sunday papers you read first: NY Times Book Review
the languages you speak: English, a smattering of French and Spanish
the religion you were raised with: Be mellow-ism
if you can draw well: well, if Jackson Pollock is an artist, why can't I be?
your favourite photograph: too many to count.
what you should be doing instead of this: exercising