Okay, I don't know why I had that as the title for this entry, other than it made me chortle. I am unusually hyper today, most probably because I have just consumed a 20 oz. Sunkist.

Ahhhh...nothing like a vaguely orange flavored neon carbonated soda to make me trip like I'm on acid. What can I say? I have a low tolerance for...um...sodium benzoate, ester of wood rosin (wtf?)and red 40.

I think because I was wearing a skirt (and my pirate underwear), I felt supremely sassy today and sexually harassed the guy at CompUSA while my housemate searched for a computer. What can I say? I am hot for the dorks. Especially if they can get me discounts on computer peripherals. Then I'm all over them like Joan Rivers on botox. Ha.

I think he might have been gay. Yes. That is the reason he had that "deer in the headlights" look. He was gay. Had to have been. No other explanation. Not interested in me? Puh-leeze! I was wearing a skirt! And I remembered to shave my legs! Nope. Definitely gay.

Um hm. Leave me with my fantasy and my dignity intact, dammit!

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