Let me say this, I think Bob Villa is more brilliant than Noam Chomsky. I mean, think about it, who would you rather be stuck in the woods with? Villa, right? Because he could engineer some sort of animal trap with sticks and back hair and keep you fed. What could Chomsky do? Theorize about it. Useless.
Noam Chomsky would also be absolutely no help if your toilet was clogged.
These days I have a high regard for men who are handy. So you can wax eloquent on the philosophy of John Dewey. In the words of Shania Twain, 'that don't impress me much'. Give me a man who can use a drill.
I don't want a man with a library, I want a man with a workshop. And a jigsaw. Anyone who actually owns a jigsaw must be hard core. That's my theory, anyway.
Maybe I should start hanging out at the hardware store.
Currents...
Currently reading...: Single White Vampire (Tee hee. I was in the mood for 'paranormal' romance, I guess. It's cute. Leave me alone.)
Currently listening to...: My homemade CD (kiss my ass music industry!)featuring the likes of Poe, Liz Phair, Semisonic, the Verve, 'Til Tuesday, Whale, Rob Zombie and a bunch of J-Pop (from Rurouni Kenshin, Vandread, Escaflowne and others).
Currently watching...: Good Eats. Man, I would love to marry a man like Alton Brown. He is my ideal. He could carmalize my sugar any time!
