Thanks to doodlebeedoo for making my dream a reality. I now have nothing left to live for.

Incidentally, I am depressed and absolutely no fun to anyone.

So, a joke:

These two muffins were in the oven, baking. One muffin looks over at the other and says, "Is it hot in here, or is it just me?"
And the other muffin looks over and exclaims, "Holy crap! A talking muffin!"

I don't know why that joke is funny. But it is. Like the clown joke. Or the bull moose joke. Or the joke about the 12 inch pianist.

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