I know I just wrote an entry a second ago, but I had a brilliant plan occur to me in the time it took for the page to finish uploading. This plan is so brilliant that it deserved its own entry.

Mission: Operation Orlando

Goal: To meet Orlando Bloom, make him waffles.

Plan:

1)Write a brilliant novel.

2)Have film rights to brilliant novel purchased by major studio.

3)Make 'suggestions' as to who should portray your characters in the movie

4)Make sure Orlando's name comes up. Emphasize the importance of him being cast.

5)Show up during filming, offer him waffles. I think he's a vegetarian, so make them soy waffles or something.

6)Mission Completed. Move on to Mission Molest Matthew McConaghey.

Yes, it's so easy. All I have to do first is write a brilliant novel with lots of nude scenes. No sweat. Word Processor, here I come!

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