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Vitrolic Violet2005-05-16 at 10:01 p.m.
Perhaps the funniest line I have read in a very long while (and I've been reading Douglas Adams)... �Watch this,� he said, his voice seeming to lick all of her senses to life. �I shall mesmerize you into a state of lust with my man-cobra.� Bwahahahaaa! Man-cobra! That's even better than "purple-helmeted warrior of love"! I must work it into my ouvre. For some truly hilarious smut parodies (the Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter one is priceless), go here. Worth it.
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