Honestly, the couples you least expect to break up are the ones who do. Who's next?
I am, several hours later, still completely grossed out by that still-beating cobra heart. Happy Valentine's Day, indeed. Yick. If someone gave that to me, I'd probably kick 'em in the jimmy.
I just re-wrote my resume and I must say, I look pretty damn impressive on paper. Seriously. Except for this little entry:
Founder, Colgate Anime Society.
Yeah, that's right. I helped found the CAS. An organization where we got money from the university to buy pizza and then we sat around, watched 'Perfect Blue' and tripped like we were on acid. I kind of miss college. I can't sucker anyone into buying me anime and pizza now, dammit.
Anyway, my resume, it's so sexy, I want to make out with it. Or not. But it looks damn good.
